HIMYM Comment Fic :)

[darkdreamer]

Hey, guys, hope you like this little bit :) I had fun writing it :)


Title: Submission
Pairing: Barney/Robin
Rating: PG-13
Words: 700
Warnings: minor violence
Summary: Barney's so whipped...

 

“So… are you here with someone, or just…”

Robin smiled up at the dark-haired stranger beside her at the bar. She found his awkward, uncertain manner – not to mention the fact that he hadn’t used a single lame pick-up line – strangely appealing. She started to shake her head, her lips parted to respond – when suddenly, she felt an arm wrap around her shoulders in a surprisingly intimate and casual embrace.

“Yeah, she’s here with someone. Get lost, loser.”

Robin tried to explain, but the insecure would-be pick-up artist walked away before she could – clearly intimidated and backed down by Barney’s false claim on her. Robin turned and glared at him indignantly, rolling her shoulder out from under his arm.

“What the hell do you think you’re doing, Stinson?”

“Rescuing you from a tedious, boring night with a desperate loser who wouldn’t have lasted ten minutes once you got him in bed. Trust me. I know these things.”

Robin’s eyes narrowed, and Barney was suddenly inexplicably nervous, his eyes averted self-consciously. Robin’s head tilted slightly with curiosity, and a sly smile began to form on her lips.

“Barney… why did you really just do that?”

“I-I-I told you, because you’re my… friend… my… bro… and… and I don’t want you to… waste your time on some…”

His weak explanation died in his throat as Robin slipped nearer to him, and he felt her hand come to rest low on his hip. He stared down at the point of contact with wide eyes before looking up again, an unspoken question in his gaze.

“Why. Did you do. That.”

Robin’s tone was dangerously soft, her eyes intently studying his face, and suddenly Barney’s mouth was dry, his hands damp and trembling as he fought to keep his tone even and patient, struggling not to betray his own uneasiness.

“I told you, Robin. You deserve… better than a loser like that, so I just thought…”

His words broke off in a stifled yelp as her hand left his hip to abruptly grip his package through the thin fabric of his suit pants. Barney felt the sharp point of fingernails behind his balls as Robin drew her hand slightly forward, and he let out a gasp of alarm, leaning back against the bar behind him, as Robin moved in closer, her body blocking the way she was touching him from anyone else’s sight.

“Think about this, Barney.” Robin’s tone was cool and frighteningly controlled. “The next time you ruin the first chance I’ve had in two months – two months – to go out with a reasonably attractive, probably perfectly decent guy…”

She gave a vicious little twist of her hand, and Barney’s eyes rolled back in his head for a moment as he fairly collapsed against the bar, his hands extended in front of him, not quite daring to touch her, in a wordless plea for mercy. Robin leaned in close to speak directly into his ear, her free hand running lightly through his hair in a gesture utterly at odds with the harsh grasp she had on his most vulnerable parts.

“… it’ll be a lot longer than two months before you’re able to use these again. Got it, Stinson?”

Barney nodded hurriedly, slumping down against the bar in relief when she finally released him with a bright, satisfied smile.

“Good. See ya.”

Barney watched her go through eyes hooded with a combination of pain and lust – and found himself spiraling ever deeper into the bottomless pit that was his hopeless infatuation with Robin Scherbatsky. This just served to prove once more, in another way, how utterly out of his league she really was. A woman like that – a woman who could do that to him, both physically and metaphorically – was a woman he would not be able to forget, no matter how hard he tried.

She could have asked him, softly and meekly, without touching him – and he’d have done as she asked, regardless of the personal cost to himself.

Barney had to face it – Robin Scherbatsky had had him whipped into submission long before she’d ever touched him.

Comments

[idioticonion.livejournal.com]

Oh baby! And now you've made me want to see Robin take this a few steps forward. Please.

We need hot and dirty Robin-dominating-Barney smex. Because it's try, she does totally wear the pants in that relationship.

[xc-runner50.livejournal.com]

Oh man...this is of the good. So whipped already.

[dreamsofspike.livejournal.com]

oooh, yeaah, i've got an idea for a whole 'verse now :) hehehe... dom!robin, sub!barney... hmmmm....

thanx, love, so glad you enjoyed this bit :) *hugs*

[lilithisbitter.livejournal.com]

I bet Ted would top Barney if you got him stoned enough and tied Barney to the bed in a blond wig and a dress with no panties.

[dreamsofspike.livejournal.com]

and now i've decided, you shall have it :) hehe... i've got loads of ideas now :) anyways, thanx, glad you liked this :) *Hugs*

[roland44.livejournal.com]

Yes please!!! DOM!ROBIN FTW! =D

[sleepy-orange.livejournal.com]

Wow.

Go Robin! She's pretty much the only person who can stand up to him.

[dreamsofspike.livejournal.com]

hehe... yeah, i think he'd be soooo whipped if they were actually together... hehe... glad you liked, hon, thanx :)

[sleepy-orange.livejournal.com]

Totally whipped. And he wouldn't even care that he's whipped. He'll be worse than Marshall.

[lilithisbitter.livejournal.com]

Barney... your inner hippie/sub side is showing again. Better tuck it back in before somebody notices. Any other actor than NPH couldn't have pulled Barney's character off. I love how you show the relationship between the two. She's literally got him by the short hairs, heh.

[dreamsofspike.livejournal.com]

hehe... yeah, she does... barney'd totally be her bitch :P lol... and he knows it, and doesn't care :P hehe... glad you liked it, love, i'llhave more along these lines soon :)

[lilithisbitter.livejournal.com]

And he'd be bummed to know there's like a whole NPH sliding scale of dominance (because I say so)... which basically means if two NPH characters bump into each other (and they both decide to have sex, because they are hot, well-hung, with long legs they can bend like whoa), the scale dictates who tops who.

I present to you... The NPH Sliding Scale of Dominance (as in those sliding legs... hello!)

The basic set up from the top down with more NPH characters being added as their place in the scale is established is The One Holy and True Neil Patrick Harris (except during the times that David tops) - Fairy Shoe Person - Col. Carl Jenkins - Harold and Kumar!NPH - Red Coat!Dr. Horrible/Billy - NPH!Mark Cohen - Barney Stinson - White Coat!Dr. Horrible/Billy - Dr. Douglas "Doogie" Howser - Lance the Intern

[snogged.livejournal.com]

Way to go, Robin!

This could totally be way dirtier though ;)

[dreamsofspike.livejournal.com]

hehe... oh, it's inspired a whole verse :) hehehe... i'm about to get started on it right away... ;)

oh, and love, i have a question for you... you ever do any beta reading? i'm kinda needing someone who's a good writer and familiar with this fandom to help me a bit... if you can't, i understand, but do you maybe know someone who would be good?

thanx, love :) *hugs*

[snogged.livejournal.com]

I have done beta reading. I can give it a shot for you if you want.

What sorts of things are you looking for?

(email's penglii.girl@gmail.com)

[jamie55.livejournal.com]

That was so HOT! and just woa.

DOM!ROBIN FTW!

Keep them coming!

And thank you :)

[dreamsofspike.livejournal.com]

thanx so much, love, i'm so glad you liked it :) *hugs* i love the idea of robin dominant over barney... mmm... thanx so much :)

[alizz.livejournal.com]

Oh wow, I loved this. Short but satisfying. :D
Way to go, Robin!

[dreamsofspike.livejournal.com]

thanx so much, love, glad you enjoyed it... i think part of why barney loves robin is the fact that she's a match for him :P hehe... she can easily hold her own, does not apologize for who she is or what she wants, and shares a lot of his ideals, etc...

they're perfect for each other!